I've always said "I do" too easy
And now I'm paying the price
My weakness for beautiful women
Is my most expensive vice
I still believe in matrimony
But I can't afford another try
Child support and alimony
Is just about to bleed me dry
I got exes all across the country
And I owe everybody in town
I got bill collectors a calling me up
And lawyers trying to track me down
I'm just one wrong move from the poor house
But I don't belong in there
I got so many exes and owe so much
I ought to be on Hollywood Squares
Yeah, I ought to be on Hollywood Squares
Looking back over my love life
I only have myself to blame
I guess I should've checked my price tag
Before I gave them my last name
Now my credit rating's in the gutter
And the bottom line sure looks bad
I'll be paying the rest of my life
For the few good times I've had
I got exes all across the country
And I owe everybody in town
I got bill collectors a calling me up
And lawyers trying to track me down
I'm just one wrong move from the poor house
But I don't belong in there
I got so many exes and owe so much
I ought to be on Hollywood Squares
Yeah, they ought to put me on Hollywood Squares