Nasty Dan was the meanest man
I ever knew
He's stomp and scream
And be real mean
The whole day through
He'd frown a bunch
He ate nails for lunch
And he'd never laugh
He'd growl and yell
And I heard tell
That he never took a bath
Nasty Dan
Was a nasty man
Hard to understand
That Nasty Dan
Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man
The whole day long
He'd go where he could
And he'd try real good
To make things go wrong
He'd jump for joy
When a little boy
Would trip and fall
And the only words
That he ever said
Were, "I don't like you at all"
Nasty Dan
Was a nasty man
Hard to understand
That Nasty Dan
Now a real interesting thing
That I want you to know about
Is this here
Because it's the most important thing
It concerns a girl
And things like that
Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl
That met Dan somehow
She said, "You like me
Rotten as can be
Let's get married now"
So they went and they did
And had a nasty kid
And I must confess
That Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now
And he doesn't bother anybody anymore
Cause he just lives in his nasty old house
With his nasty old wife
And his nasty old kid
In nasty happiness
Nasty Dan
He's a nasty man
Hard to understand
That Nasty Dan